oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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