I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
...so i touched it.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
His nipple licking is glorious
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