just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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