You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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