She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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