Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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