I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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