i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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