covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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