I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He kissed a someone with a penis
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
