If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
