Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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