I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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