I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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