Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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