FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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