I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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