How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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