did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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