so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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