so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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