Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
