So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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