i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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