i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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