I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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