that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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