honey bunches of taint.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So vagazzling was a success
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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