the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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