Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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