ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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