One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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