On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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