But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
that's an acceptable place to lick
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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