I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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