You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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