I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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