I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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