It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
