sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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