doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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