I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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