tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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