wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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