i may or may not be watching the land before time
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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