how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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