I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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