he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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