He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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