what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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