I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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