I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I want to be your penis for a week.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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