I swear she didn't look like that last week.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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