She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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