9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
me + whiskey = a bad person
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Randomize
