In the future we'll all be gay
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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