Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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