i wish there were pregnant emoticons
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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