I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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