I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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